Sorry gentlemen, my V-Day plans are officially set in stone now
February 3, 2009
Need Valentine’s Day plans? Have I got the perfect romantic idea for you!
A new film called “Burning Passion” tells (what they describe as) the “heartwarming tale” of a man who- wait for it- ejaculates fire.
Its world premiere screens online on February 14th.
My my. What don’t they think of these days.
Adfreak reports that for whatever reason, the film is advertised exclusively in laundromats (??!!) in large cities, including the Big Apple.
So, of course, I must obtain that poster. To put up right next to the one I have advertising Mitchell Lichtenstein’s blockbuster horror flick “Teeth”.
The first person who can track down for me an NYC laundromat featuring this classy ad wins an equally classy 10th anniversary edition chrome flip top lighter, which was a thoughtful gift I received on Valentine’s Day 1999.
